Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Painful - Full Joke.
Women eh! boob jobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys & c**ts. Eye brows plucked, bikini lines, arm pits, lips and legs waxed & they wont even take it up the arse 'cos it HURTS.......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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Little Johnny - Full Joke.
Little Johnny gets lost while shopping with his Father at the supermarket. He is taken sobbing to the Store Manager and tearfully tells him: "I've lost my Daddy." "What's he like?" asks the concerned Manager. Johnny replies: "Beer, Football and Women with big chests."......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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Big Bad Wolf
One night at a club little red riding hood and the big bad wolf were getting their groove on. After hours of dancing and leading each other on, they went back to his place. He asked her "come on please just let me stick it in." Little Red Riding hood replied ......
Written on 18/10/2008 |
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Exhibitionist On The Plane
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess who was collecting tickets. So when the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat and exposed himself. The stewardess said, "I'm sorry sir. You ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Counsellors Office
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem. She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?" The husband replies "Well not exactly, it's her that suffers ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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