Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Women's Ass Size Study There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! The results were interesting: 85 of women think their ass is too fat... 10 of women think their ass is too skinny... The other 5 say that they don't care they love him, he's a good ...... Written on 05/10/2008 |
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Prostitute A man is licking out a prostitute when suddenly he gets a piece of carrot in his mouth. He spits it out and carries on but then gets a pea in his mouth. He spits that out and asks the hooker, "You've got bits of veg in your p***y, are you ...... Written on 07/10/2008 |
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Peaches An old woman had to go to court for stealing a can of peaches from the grocery store. When the judge asked her why she said she was hungary. So the judge asked how many peaches were in the can she said 6. So the judge gave her 6 days in ...... Written on 07/10/2008 |
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Lemons - Full Joke. A woman went to a Florida lemon grove to apply for a job, but the foreman thought she seemed way too qualified for the position. "Do you even have any actual experience picking lemons?" he asked. "Well, I think I do." she replied. "I've been divorced three times."...... Written on 10/10/2008 |
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Husband & Wife - Why? Husband & Wife - Why? " Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms. " Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent ...... Written on 17/10/2008 |
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