Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
At The Counsellor's Office A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem. She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?" The husband replies "Well not exactly, it's her that suffers ...... Written on 02/10/2008 |
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Soft And Harf A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if ...... Written on 02/10/2008 |
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Nurses And Apples - Full Joke. While visiting a friend who was in the hospital, I noticed several pretty nurses, each of whom was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. I asked one nurse what the pin signified. "Nothing, " she said with a smile. "It's just to keep the doctors away."...... Written on 04/10/2008 |
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A Sure Cure. - Full Joke. A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect, " her husband said." I was just in the bathroom powdering my p***s with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."...... Written on 04/10/2008 |
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Sex In The Woods A couple go in the woods late at night, they are on the ground and the guy is giving a sesion with his tongue, ten mins later the Guy says I wish I had a torch so I can see what Ipm doing..... Tha woman replies ...so do I , you ...... Written on 04/10/2008 |
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