Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
My Son....what A Funny
My son being only 9 yrs old and almost 110lbs was feeling a little c**ky tonight. We were wrestling on the floor, I got him pinned and we both started to giggle, and I looked at him and said " are you done...do you give up?" his comment back " no ......
Written on 29/09/2008 |
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Really Funny...
Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have ......
Written on 29/09/2008 |
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Airplanes And Blondes
Forgive Me for this one but with all the blonde jokes floating today I have a question... Who knows these ones....Been My experience you'll know one but not the other. What does a blonde and a 747 have in common? What does a blonde and a 747 NOT have in common? ......
Written on 30/09/2008 |
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Masturbation
When asked how she masturbated a girl answered, "I use my left hand and only ever rub the left side of my c******s". "Why", responded her friend. The girl replied, "Because if I did it any differently I would feel a right c**t". Masturbation is a sure-fire way to have an ......
Written on 30/09/2008 |
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Petite Little Things
Man and Women just got married and during their reception she began to fill several plates of food... the man never seen her eat so much! He asks her why she is so hungry, is it because she was so nervous during the wedding? She replies no silly I have been ......
Written on 01/10/2008 |
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