Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Easter Jell-o Mold
Every year for Easter my sister makes a great dinner. I'm not much of a cook so my contribution is usually just to buy a bottle of wine. But this year I wanted to try my hand at something, so I attempted to make a Jell-o mold of Jesus on the ......
Written on 21/09/2008 |
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Headache
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.' 'Perfect, ' her husband said.' I was just in the bathroom powdering my p***s with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to ......
Written on 23/09/2008 |
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P***s Size
A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a d**k the size of a little kid's little finger. A nurse standing in the room sees his little d**k and begins to laugh hysterically. The ......
Written on 26/09/2008 |
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Room 221
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your ......
Written on 28/09/2008 |
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The Pig....
Bob walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I sleep with when you have a headache, " His wife is lying in the bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot", The man says: "I was talking ......
Written on 28/09/2008 |
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