Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Heaven And Hell - Full Joke. You know when you're in Heaven when all the police are English, the cooks are French, and the mechanics are German. You know you're in Hell when all the cooks are English, the mechanics are French, and the police are German....... Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Blondes Have More...balls A man walking down the street found a tennis ball. Looking around he didn't see anyone, so he put it in his pocket. He went around the corner and met a Blonde. She looked at his pocket and said "What's That". He said "That's a tennis ball". She said "that must ...... Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Potato There were two Amish women walking in a potato field one day. One of them looks down at a potato and says to the other, "That potato right there reminds me of my husbands nuts" The Other woman shocked responds: "My God your husbands nuts are that big" The first woman ...... Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Funniest Joke In The World Ii - Full Joke. The Husband walks into the bedroom carring a sheep. His Wife is in the bed. The Husband says "Honey, this is the pig I've been sleeping with." The Wife says "That's not a pig, it's a sheep." The Husband says "I wasn't talking to you."...... Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Shopping At The Mall An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. "Excuse me I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Of course, sir. Do you know where your ...... Written on 19/09/2008 |
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