Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Bar Room Chat Translations!! -2
---------- "Who's got the next round?" I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention. "What do you have on tap?" What's cheap? "Can I get a glass of water?" female I'm annoying but cute enough to get away with this. "I don't ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Bar Room Chat Translations!! -1
---------- "You get this one, next round is on me." We won't be here long enough to get another round. "I'll get this one, the next one is on you." Happy hour is about to end...now drafts are a dollar, but by the next round they'll be 4.50 a pop. "Hey, ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Wisdom!-1
---------- 1. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes around? 2. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 3. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "where's the self-help section?" She ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Up The Workers
I didnt like my workmate He was smelly, short and fat He never had a kind word And really was a t**t He didnt help or share the load Or smile when one was needed He didnt give a tinkers cuss No mater how we pleaded Short of time and overworked ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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The Name'sh Bond, Jamesh Bond. - Full Joke.
Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day. The agent says "Sean, I've got you a job, starts tomorrow, early. You'll have to be there for 10-ish". Sean furrows his brow and says "Tennish? but I don't even have a racket."......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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