Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Pinocchio
PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Honeymoon
You may have heard about a new bride who was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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You Should Be Hung!
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair drinking a beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung." I took a drink from my Coors, ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Friends Like Steve....
A guy asked his friend Steve, a notorious ladies' man, how he satisfies women. "I just slam my p***s on the dresser until it's numb then I can go for hours, " bragged Steve. That night the guy slammed his d**k on the dresser while his wife was in the bathroom. ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Dream Trouble!
---------- Ramu went to a psychiatrist, who asked of his trouble. "Whenever I dream, I see many beautiful girls entering my room, but they leave it quickly, " explained Ramu "Do you want to stop seeing such dreams?" the psychiatrist asked. "No...! I wan't the girls in my room to stay ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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