Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Supreme
A guy was hungry for some pizza so he phoned the local pizza shop and asked them to deliver him a Thick and Crusty Supreme. After waiting awhile the doorbell finally rang. Getting up to go get his pizza he opened his door to find that they had delivered him "Diana ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Elton John
Robbie Willians, kylie and elton john are out walking one night when Kylie tripped, and fell lodging her head between the railings, Robbie taking full advantage of her compromised position lifts her skirt revealing the infamous Kylie ass, pulls her knickers to 1 side and f**ks her senseless. When he came ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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I Have A Case Of Anal Glaucoma
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks. "I have a case of anal glaucoma, " she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Powder
One morning a man took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the hell?" he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out. He hollered into the bathroom at his wife. "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She shot back, ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Lesson For Ungratefull Guys!
A married couple in there sixties are visited by a fairy who grants them both one wish. I want to travel round the world with my husband said the wife.... two tickets magically appear in her hand. Husband says sorry love but my wish is to have a wife thirty years ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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