Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
New Sports Bra
Dr. Calvin Rickson, a Professor of Sports Medicine at Texas AampM University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and bouncing, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Headstones
An old man & woman decided it would be a good idea to pick out their gravemarkers ahead of time & they would each pick out the others words for the stone, The old man went first and had inscribed on the wife's stone "HERE LIES MY WIFE, COLD AS USUAL" ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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You Might Be A Redneck If....
you mightbe a redneck if you know your mother in law is coming into town and when shes on her way you and your wife get turned on when you hear a knock at the door and you answer it with a woody but your mother in law is the one ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Another Lymrick
Granny's box weren't much more than a wrinkle She was using it only to tinkle Till a dildo she found Outside on the ground Now her eyes have a definite twinkle Little Jenny just home from school Found her mother's new please yourself tool Thought she'd give it a go ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Chicken?
Hooker was filling out her Tax Return forms when she came to a section where she had to state her Occupation, Abit confused on what to put down in this section she asked a Freind what should her ocupation state. Her Friend Said "Chook Farmer" She Said "huh... Chook Farmer????" Her ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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