Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Leave It To Kids...
A little boy walked in on his parents having sex. He sees his mom bouncing up and down on his dad, and he says "Mommy, what are you doing?" She said, "Well, daddy's too fat so I thought I'd try to flatten him out." The boy replied, "Why bother, every Tuesday ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Old People
An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him. After they were both totally bombed, he started groping the old lady and pulling at her clothes. He managed to get her ......
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Ageless
A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look, " she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Buying Condoms
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for help buying condoms. The pharmacist asks the man what he has in mind and the man says he wants to buy the comdoms with insecticide. The pharmacist is puzzled and asks the man if he means the ones with spermicide. ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Accident
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if ......
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