Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Monk
A man walks up to the door of a monastery and tells a monk he wants to join. The monk tells the man alright, but there is no talking here. Five years goes by and the man is allowed to say two words to the review board. He says "food cold". ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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A Joke!
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem. She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?" The husband replies "Well not exactly, it's her that suffers ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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A Joke!
Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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50 And His C**k
Guy is getting changed for bed and his wife sees a 50 note on his c**k. Wife: "Honey, why do you have a 50 bill on your c**k?" Husband "Well, 1: I like to see my money grow, 2: I like to play with my money, 3: The next time you ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Good Manners... - Full Joke.
Two prostitutes are standing on a street corner, one says to the other "I think it's gonna be a good night tonight, I can smell c**k in the air!" "Sorry" says the other, "I just burped!"......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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