Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Blonde Joke
A blonde persuaded her husband to let her come along on his hunting trip. When they were deep in the woods, he collapsed. She took out her cell phone and dialed 911. "I think my husband is dead, " she said. "what should I do?" The operator said, "Calm down. First, ......
Written on 06/04/2009 |
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Golf's Worst Foursome... - Full Joke.
1. MONICA LEWINSKI 2. O J. SIMPSON 3. TED KENNEDY 4. BILL CLINTON WHY YOU ASK? Well, Your going to love this! 1. MONICA IS A HOOKER 2. O. J. IS A SLICER 3. TED CAN'T DRIV E OVER WATER, AND.. 4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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Not Long Enough...
A girl was helping her boyfriend set up his PC and he wanted to log in with a password. Now, you have to understand he's got somewhat of a rebellious attitude and goes for the shock effect. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he keys in "p***s". ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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Flasher
There were three little old ladies sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. The first lady immediately had a stroke. Then the second ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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Mickey
Mickey Mouse stood before the judge waiting for the verdict on his divorce case. "Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce. Although you claim she is crazy, the court has found Minnie Mouse to be mentally competent, " proclaimed the judge. "But your Honor, " he said, "I didn't say ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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