Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
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A little boy asked his mother: - Mummy, why are you white and I am black? - Dont even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you dont bark. While making love, he says: - Darling, let's do 68! - 68??? What's that? - You do ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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100
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally gets around to helping him he says, "I'd like 99 condoms please". With a surprised look on her face the pharmacist says, "99 Condoms!?! F**k me!" to which ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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The Apple - Full Joke.
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys asked, "What's that?" Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home."......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Balls
A young man had met a nice young woman. They both liked each other and thought the time was right. Both of them got naked and the man lay on top of her. Before pushing his dck in he waited. Meanwhile his dck was having a conversation with his balls. Dck: ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Traveling
An American girl, a French girl and an African girl are traveling in a plane. The plane is about to crash. The American girl puts on make-up. Everyone was curious. "Rescuers will save a beautiful girl first!" she said. The French girl opens her bra, "the rescuers will save a girl ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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