Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Parked At Lovers' Lane
Don't do anything without asking first, OK? Sure, baby. May I put my arm around your shoulders? Yes, you may. May I kiss you? Yes, you may. May I feel your boobs? Yes, you may, just don't pinch. May I rub my finger in your belly button? Yes, you may. ... ......
Written on 26/01/2009 |
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Three Guys In A Bed...
Three guys stayed at a skiing lodge, but there was only one room with one bed so they shared it. During the night the guy on the left wakes up saying he had a dream where he got a hand job. Incredulously the guy on the right says that he also ......
Written on 31/01/2009 |
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Remote
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No, " she replied. "But my husband refused to come ......
Written on 31/01/2009 |
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Tasteless Joke I - Full Joke.
... Top 5 camps NOT to send the kids to: 5 Lorena Bobbit's------ Camp Cutaweewee 4 Tanya Harding's------ Camp Wackaneenee 3 Kenneth Star's------- Camp Catchacrookee 2 O.J. Simpson's------- Camp Killachickee And the number one camp not to send your kid to: 1 Tommy Lee's---------- Camp Kickachickee......
Written on 13/02/2009 |
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What's That Name?
An elderly couple goes over to have dinner with some friends. At one point the women adjourn to the kitchen. The first guy says that was a good meal, but you should try this restaurant we ate at last night. oh, what the name? Uh, I forget. Whats the name of ......
Written on 13/02/2009 |
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