Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
The Tattoo...
Betty Brelia wanted a Tatoo and ask her husband if he would mind. He told her to go ahead. So she went to a tatoo parlor and had a large "B" tatooed on each cheek of her rear. When she returned home she was eager to show her husband, so she ......
Written on 22/12/2008 |
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Swinging
Two couples are out camping in the woods. They have known each other for a long time. One of the husbands suggested to the other three. "Let's try swapping". All of them thought it would be fun and agreed. That night they switched partners. After a wild sex that totally exhausted ......
Written on 22/12/2008 |
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Alcohol - Full Joke.
A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women." "Yeah what happened?" asked his friend. The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my p***s stuck in the neck of the bottle."......
Written on 06/01/2009 |
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40 Years
Forty years later, they're in the same hotel room they spent their honeymoon in. She takes off her clothes, lies down on the bed, spreads her legs... Her husband looks at her and he begins to weep uncontrollably. She says, "What's the matter?" He says, "Forty years ago, I couldn't wait ......
Written on 06/01/2009 |
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Nicoderm
Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's p***s and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not down there!" ......
Written on 06/01/2009 |
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