Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
The Lawyer's Club...
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad, " one crook noted. "We got 25 between us." The boss screamed: "I warned you ......
Written on 11/12/2008 |
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Hose
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet. Then it got very hard and began ......
Written on 11/12/2008 |
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In Bed
Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She: "Oh, that feels good." His hand moves to her breast. She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful." His hand moves to her leg. She: "Oh, honey, don't stop." But he stops. She: "Why did you stop?" He: "I ......
Written on 13/12/2008 |
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Army
While in the Army, my son Gabe attended Posh Prevention of Sexual Harassment classes. During one session, the sergeant said to his men, "Before you tell a joke, ask yourselves, What would my mother think?" Gabe replied, " Sergeant, There's a problem with that." What is it? Asked the sergeant! If ......
Written on 18/12/2008 |
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Slot Machine
Ain't it the truthI was on vacation, playing the slot machines. It was my first time in a casino, and I wasn't sure how the machines operated."Excuse me." I said to a casino employee. "How does this work?"The worker showed me how to insert a bill, hit the spin button, and ......
Written on 21/12/2008 |
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