Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Words - Full Joke.
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30, 000 to a man's 15, 000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"......
Written on 25/11/2008 |
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Park Bench...
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while a beggar came up to her and said, "Hello luv, how's about us going for a walk together." "How dare you, " said the woman, "I'm ......
Written on 26/11/2008 |
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A Guy Dies Whilst Making Love
A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On ......
Written on 28/11/2008 |
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Gas Price
The action movie had a spectacular scene where the bad gay blew up a convenience store. The building and the gas pumps in front were engulfed in a huge ball of fire, Wow! my husband gasped. I was about to say, That was a pretty impressive explosion, when he continued, Did ......
Written on 29/11/2008 |
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Boy's First Sex
Boy comes home and tells his dad that he had sex for the first time. The Dad jumps up, runs to the fridge and grabs 2 beers and hurrys back to his son. He pops the top and looks at his son "well son do you have and questions for me?" ......
Written on 30/11/2008 |
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