Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Hooker This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big way down here in Texas." "Sure, " he says and they were off to the nearest motel. She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring ...... Written on 18/11/2008 |
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Extra Large Condoms - Full Joke. A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?...... Written on 19/11/2008 |
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An Accidental Encounter A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to ...... Written on 19/11/2008 |
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At The Counsellor's Office A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem. She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?" The husband replies "Well not exactly, it's her that suffers ...... Written on 19/11/2008 |
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P***y Size once a person visited a shop to purchase a bra for his wife the sales girl asked for the bra size the man said he don't remember the bra size what he do the sales girl said touch my boobs and estimate the size of your wifes boobs the man replied ...... Written on 24/11/2008 |
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