Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
You Talkin To Me? - Full Joke.
A drunk walks into a bar carrying a duck. The bartender say's "You can't bring that big in here! "Dumb ass, " replied the drunk, "it's a duck!" The bartender corrected the drunk saying i was talking to the duck!"......
Written on 16/11/2008 |
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Like Father - Like Son
When i was a teenager i used to sneek my fathers mags playboy, ect into my room! one day i was lying on my bed doing what come naturally looking at the mags Bedsprings creaking! When my father flung open the door & and said son if you don't stop that ......
Written on 16/11/2008 |
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Dumb Blonde - Full Joke.
Realizing her house was in fire the paniced blonde call the fire department "Help Help" she cried my house is on fire The experienced dispatcher said "OK lady now tell us how to get there" The blonde repylied "DUH! BIG RED TRUCK!"......
Written on 17/11/2008 |
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Bill Clinton
Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning? A. She wants to be the first lady. Q. What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex? A. When Hillary is out of town. Q. Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky turned Republican? A. The democrats ......
Written on 18/11/2008 |
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Camping
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger walked up to him and asked, "If you woke up in the woods and scratched your butt and felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?" "Hell no!" the guy said. The stranger then asked, "If you felt further into your crack and ......
Written on 18/11/2008 |
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