Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Load It Up!!!
Ok this is a really good joke. Nobody take is serioulsy for I am a blonde too but I still thought it was funny.... A man gets his d**k sunburned. A buddy tells him to put it in milk and that should help it. So the man goes home gets a ......
Written on 13/11/2008 |
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Eye Exam
A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. they start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes in the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating. "The guy replies, "Why doc? Am i going blind?" The doctor says, "No, but your upsetting ......
Written on 14/11/2008 |
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The Cow
A trucker takes a stool at the bar. "Bartender, gimme a Jack!", then slams it down. "Give me another!", he shouts. He slams that one down, and says, "I'm so thirsty, I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls!" A gay guy in the corner stands up and says, "Moo ......
Written on 14/11/2008 |
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Of Human Bondage - Full Joke.
A mother cleaning her son's room finds an SampM magazine under the bed. Upset, she immediately shows the magazine to her husband. "Well?" his wife asks. "What do you think we should do?" "I'm not sure, " the father replies. "But we certainly shouldn't spank him."......
Written on 15/11/2008 |
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A Very Inexperienced Girl - Full Joke.
The young groom awoke the morning after his wedding night to find his innocent young bride sobbing violently. "Why are you crying darling? he asked. "look, "she said, pointing to his limp manhood, "we used it all up the very first night"......
Written on 16/11/2008 |
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