Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Home Cooked Meal - Full Joke.
When the power failed at the elementary school, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria, so at the last minute she whipped up great stacks of peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches. As one little boy filled his plate, he said, "It's about time. At last -- a home-cooked meal!"......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Where Boys Put Their D**ks!
A teenager comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their d**ks?" "Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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101 Uses For Vaseline
A woman answers the door to a market researcher. "Good morning madam, i'm doing some research for vaseline. do you use it at all in your household? "Oh yes, all the time. its very good for cuts, grazes and burns." "Do you use it for anything else? Like what?" "Ahem...err..well..during..ahem..sex" Oh, ......
Written on 10/11/2008 |
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Political Joke - Full Joke.
WASHINGTON REUTERS A tragic fire on Monday destroted the personal libray of President George W. Bush, both of his books have been lost Presidential spokesman Ari Fleicher said the President was devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one!......
Written on 12/11/2008 |
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Funny Joke! - Full Joke.
did you hear about the blonde that bought windows for her house? after a year, the contractor called her and asked why she had not paid for them? she said, because when i bought them the guarantee said that they would pay for themselves in a year.......
Written on 13/11/2008 |
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