Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Living Will
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living Room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, honey, just pull the plug!" She got up and unplugged the TV ......
Written on 23/10/2008 |
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Man! This Chick Is Really Into Me! - Full Joke.
This chick has a smoking hot pic and says she especialy loves anal sex. She is married but wants it to be discreet. As soon as I emailed her she sent me her "real" email address in the reply. I think I'm gonna score.......
Written on 26/10/2008 |
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Women - Full Joke.
women eh!! boob jobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, colonic irrigation, botex, pierced ears, nipples, bellys and c**ts, bikini lines, armpits, lips & legs waxed. yet they wont take it up the arse cos apparently?....IT HURTS ......
Written on 31/10/2008 |
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Keeping Myself Pure.
This guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. "No thank you, " she said politely. "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Shoes
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk. "Well they feel a bit tight, " replies the man. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and at the man's feet. "Try pulling ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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