Here are the Rude Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Duck Boy
THERE WAS A YOUNG BOY LIVING WITH HIS MOTHER. THE BOYS MOTHER SAYS "SON I NEED YOU TO TAKE THIS DUCK AND SELL IT BECAUSE WE NEED MONEY." SO THE BOY GOES OUT WITH THE DUCK AND AS HE WAS WALKING HE SEES THIS REALLY PRETTY HOOKER. THE BOY IMMEDIATELY GETS ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Bishop And The Ass
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Bear Hunting
one day a hunter was going out to kill something for dinner. then in the distance he sees a bear and aims his rifle at it and shoots. he hits the bear but all the bear does is run after him then the bear catches him and says if you want ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Voodoo Dildo
So this happily married businessman has to go on a months long trip for work, but he doesnt want to leave his wife being sexually unfulfilled without her cheating on him. So he decides to go to the red-light district and buy her a dildo. While there, he notices a weird ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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Rich Man Poor Man
a rich man and a poor man were having a drink at a bar and they were engaging in conversation and the poor man asked the rich man pm: what did you get your wife for christmas rm: a pair of diamond earings and a mercedes benz pm: diamond earings ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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