Here are the Rude Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Things Not To Say To A Cop When You're Pulled Over...
Back off Barney, I've got a piece. Want to race to the station, Sparky? I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout! On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack. You'll never get those cuffs on me...You P***y! Come ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Marketing Buzz Words....
The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing" Well, here it is: You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Direct Marketing. ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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There Once Was A M.......................
1. There once was a man from Nantuckit, his d**k was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin as he whiped off his chin "If my ear were a C**T I'de F**K IT"...... 2. There once was a man from Adrass, his balls were made of ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Two Men Chatting In The Pub
Two men are chatting in the pub. One of them asks his friend how is wife is and the other replies that he is thinking of leaving her. "Why on earth are you thinking of doing that?" He asks. "Its our sex life, the spark has gone. I'm totally bored with ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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You Don't Need A Harley.
There was a horse and a chicken playing around on the farm. The horse falls down into a hole and fearing he may never get out tells the chicken to get the farmer. The farmer is out in the field hard at work and cannot help the chicken, so the chicken ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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