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Bartenders Psychology
Bartenders Psychology Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Ouchie
One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his d**k in a vice. Utterly terrified, ......
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Top Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
1. You can GET chocolate. 2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want ......
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Nun Fun
Three nuns are waiting outside of the confessional. After a period of time, Sister Mary comes out and begins to wash her hands in the holy water. The other two, Sister Margaret and Sister Kelly ask her "What was your sin sister?" Sister Mary replied "I touched a man's p***s and ......
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The Right Age For Swearing.
A 5-year old and a 4-year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 5-year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing. I think we are old enough." The 4-year old nods his head in approval. The 5-year old continues. "When we go downstairs ......
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