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Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes ......
Written on 17/11/2008

Drlig Oversatte Filmreplikker Annoying!!!
1. Go for launch Apollo 13 - G til lunsj 2. The cat needs medication Simpsons Katten m meditere 3. Ill be right behind you, watching your back The District 4. Make up sex Friends & Seinfeld sminke-sex 5. Youll be invincible Star wars 2 Du vil ......
Written on 22/11/2008

Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 4. To stop those creepy guys ......
Written on 23/11/2008

Translating Mens' English
I'm hungry I'm hungry I'm sleepy I'm sleepy I'm tired I'm tired Nice dress Nice cleavage! I love you Let's have sex now I'm bored Do you want to have sex? What's wrong? I guess sex tonight is out of the question ......
Written on 23/11/2008

Always Check For Squirrels
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 yearswith only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into ......
Written on 24/11/2008

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