Here are the One Line Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Tattoo On Yer D**k - Full Joke. ELTON JOHN GOES TO A TATOOiST & SAYS I WANT A ROLLS ROYCE TATTOED ON HIS D**K, TATOOiST SAYS "YOU'D BE BETTER OFF WITH A LANDROVER SO IT DON'T GET STUCK IN THE SHIT"...... Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Contest - Full Joke. sorry i haven't been in touch for a while, i've been away in brazil at a strawberry crushing contest. i came second. A woman with no legs won. jammy cint....... Written on 21/10/2008 |
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Kentucky Fried Chicken - Full Joke. Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken? A. After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in....... Written on 22/10/2008 |
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Oral Sex & Anal Sex - Full Joke. Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak....... Written on 22/10/2008 |
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Thieves At Work - Full Joke. Two men are robbing a hotel. "I hear sirens. Jump!" says the first one. "But we're on the 13th floor!" his fellow thief replies. "This is no time to be superstitious!"...... Written on 24/10/2008 |
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