Here are the One Line Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Bbq - Full Joke. Man says to wife "your arse is the size of a 3-burner BBQ". Later that night in bed the man says, "fancy a shag"? Wife says "no fckin' point lighting a BBQ for half a sausage"....... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Caution! - Full Joke. ---------- Caution! "If you marry a chick you're bound to be henpecked!"...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Jokes - Full Joke. What's the difference between me and you?I don't know, 4 apples and 2 oranges!...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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"firetruck." - Full Joke. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told Mrs. Graber, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong....... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Alcoholic Frolic - Full Joke. ---------- Drunk to pedestrian: "Hic, wh..which is the other side of the street?" Pedestrian:"There" Drunk:"Hic... Very strange, when i was that side, a chap told it was this side."...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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