Here are the One Line Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Life? - Full Joke.
If you ever get depressed an life is getting you down, imagine being an egg- You only get laid once, You can only get smashed once, And the only bird who will ever sit on your face is your mother!......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Riverbank - Full Joke.
I lay upon a grassy bank, my hands were all a quiver I undid her suspender belt, and her leg fell in the river A poem by Paul McCartney......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Goldigger - Full Joke.
So this South African guy loses a leg in a gold mine accident. He says "I'm f**ked now! Who's going to want a one-legged gold-digger?" Paul McCartney says "ME!"......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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What's The Definition Of The Bravest Man In The World?? - Full Joke.
The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty."......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Love Bug! - Full Joke.
---------- The couple were enjoying a love scene in one of those sensational Italian films when a small voice whispered from the row behind: "Mummy, is this where he puts the pollen on her?"......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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