Here are the Jokes About Light Bulbs snippets - please enjoy. |
Humorous E-mail.
Hello Cindy! THANK YOU! for your E-mail address. As I think I told you, I am a first time computer owner or, FTC boy! I catch on quick Huh! Hang on, I'm making this up as I go. Never theless, your's is my first e-mail address and man! I am SOooo! ......
Written on 01/10/2008 |
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What's Up Your Ass?
As reported in "The Emergency Room" of The American Medical News April 1991 Medical researchers, tabulating cases in which items were recovered from the rectums of patients, reported 700 items from 200 patients, including: a live, shaved, declawed gerbil a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup an ax handle ......
Written on 01/10/2008 |
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Changing A Light Bulb The Christian Way
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatic: Only one. Hands are already in the air. Pentecostal : 10. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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Hard Days Work
bill and joe both work in this farm house and have been putting in alot of hours because there boss was a hard working man and did not belive in a day off unless really needed. well one day the two brothers started talking we have worked for 3 months stright ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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Fastest Thing
Once there was a group of professors sitting in a bar debating what was the fastest thing in the universe. The Phsycology Proffesor said he believe a "thought" was the fastest thing because it just occurs instantly. The Biomechanics Professor said he believed a "blink" was the fastest thing because you ......
Written on 07/10/2008 |
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