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Chinese Sayings
This will let me put you in my address book. Here is a set of chinese sayings for your enjoyment. nbsp "Passionate kiss like spider's web . . . soon lead to undoing of fly." "Virginity like bubble. . . One prick - all gone!" "Man who run in front of ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Astrological Signs & Light Bulbs
Astrological Signs & Light Bulbs BRIGHT SIGNS! How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb? ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it? TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away. GEMINI: ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Knock, Knock!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you! Knock, knock! Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a great big kiss? What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I'm sweet on you!" What did the paper clip say to the magnet? "I find ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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50 Ways To Fail An Exam
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep or pretend to until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh gee, better get cracking, " and scribble furiously. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!" ......
Written on 22/09/2008 |
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The Light Bulb And The Blond
A businesswoman is thoroughly stressed. So much so, that she gets on top of her desk, throws her legs over a ceiling beam and hangs there, upside down. Her blond coworker comes in, glances at the woman and asks, "Whatcha doin'?' The woman explains, "Well, I figure if I act ......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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