Here are the Jokes About Light Bulbs snippets - please enjoy. |
Little Boys Bragging.
There were 3 little boys in the schoolyard one day bragging about their fathers. The 1st boy says "My daddy is so bad, he can throw a football 100 yards." The 2nd little boy says "That's nothing, my daddy can lift the back end of a Cadillac up." The 3rd little ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Tools
Tools and their REAL uses. DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against that freshly-stained heirloom piece you were drying. WIRE WHEEL: Cleans ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Smart Thinking...
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Jokes
Don't get mad because im a Kentuckian too.How many Kentucky basketball players does it take to change a light bulb.Only one, but he gets 10 credits and 5, 000.00 to do it.A Kentucky basketball player needs 5 more credits to graduate, but hes having trouble passing the tests.The faculty comes up ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Things To Do Instead Of The Final Exam
Things To Do Instead Of The Final Exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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