Here are the General snippets - please enjoy. |
Turner Brown
A skinny little White guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this BIG African-American guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch unit, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right ......
Written on 25/10/2008 |
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Sweeper Salesman!
A little old lady answers a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest ......
Written on 25/10/2008 |
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Government Jobs!!!!
Bill goes to a job interview and all is going well and the interviewer asks if there is any disabilities that would hinder his job performance. Bill turns bright red and in a quiet voice says well I did have an accident when I was younger and I lost my testicles ......
Written on 27/10/2008 |
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Cop Humor
Who says cops don't have a sense of humor? The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the country.. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth ......
Written on 30/10/2008 |
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You Are Too Old For Bdsm When...
Sensory deprivation is when your Dom hides your hearing aid batteries. Your nipple clamps have training wheels. Edge play is standing by the microwave with a pacemaker. When you tell your sub to get the cane, you have to specify "walking or beating." You can't tell ......
Written on 30/10/2008 |
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