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Hymn 365
A Southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Smokin Monkey
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Coincidence
Coincidence A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" He turned ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Wanna Buy A Chicken?
It was the middle of a long month and the mother of a 6 yr old was stressing over her financial shortcomings. Aware of her tension the young boy asked his mother what was troubling her so. Putting on her best reassuring smile, she told him that things were just a ......
Written on 22/10/2008 |
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Forrest Gump Goes To Heaven
The day finally arrived Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper. St. Peter says, "Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I ......
Written on 24/10/2008 |
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