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P***y In A Bucket!
P***y in a Bucket! Well-to-do engineer decided that he had had enough of the rat race. Decided he wanted to get back to the land, so he got in his car and took off driving. Through the country side he went and came upon this old farmers place and ......
Written on 15/10/2008

For Immediate Release- Pfizer Corp Announcement -
Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer ......
Written on 16/10/2008

Dont Mess With A Woman
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just ......
Written on 16/10/2008

The Psychic
Jennifer visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible ......
Written on 17/10/2008

Good Girls Vs Bad Girls
Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better. Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls ......
Written on 19/10/2008

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