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Excuse Me Father, Could I Ask A Favor?
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?" "Of course my child, What can I do for you?" "Here is the problem, I bought myself ......
Written on 12/10/2008 |
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He He He!!!
In a recent Channel 4 news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed ......
Written on 12/10/2008 |
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Deer Tick Warning
DEER TICK WARNING I hate it when people forward bogus warnings . . . but this one is real, and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your email list! If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks ......
Written on 13/10/2008 |
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Case Of The Pregnant Lady
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET: 12659 CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. The smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed ......
Written on 14/10/2008 |
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The Telephone Lineman Had Been Out Drinking The Night Before,
and the next day he went to work not feeling too good. He climbed to the top of the first pole and as he took his pliers out to repair the wire he dropped them. He had to climb all the way down to retrieve them. As he got to ......
Written on 14/10/2008 |
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