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You Can't Win
Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m., I discovered that it had not been one of my wife's better days. Nothing I said or did seemed to be right. By 7 p.m. things had not changed, so I suggested I go outside, pretend I had just ......
Written on 06/10/2008 |
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Dont Rub It
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'p***s' in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class. The next day she went into the room, and ......
Written on 06/10/2008 |
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New Checks
Banks have long printed checks in a wide spectrum of colors some have offered checks with floral or scenic backgrounds. The modest-sized Bank of Marion in Marion, California has gone one step further. A customer can simply bring in a personal photograph or drawing and have it printed onto a ......
Written on 07/10/2008 |
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She Can Pee Higher
A lady is drinking in a bar. After she ties a few on, she boasts that she can pee higher than any man in the bar and is willing to bet anyone 100. Of course, the men all snicker and line up to take the lady's money. They march outside. ......
Written on 09/10/2008 |
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One Wish Genie
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure do, " he replied and reached into his pocket and pulled out a 10-inch Bic lighter. "Wow!" said ......
Written on 12/10/2008 |
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