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Drunk
A drunk is sitting at a bar, and says, "Bartender! Another drink." The bartender shakes his head and says, "No you've had enough." "Well, " the drunk says. "How about if I show you something really cool? Then will you give me a drink?" "Sure, " the bartender says. "But it's ......
Written on 23/09/2008 |
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Ugly Ducks & Studs
UGLY DUCKS & STUDS Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is ......
Written on 26/09/2008 |
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The Drunk
She was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by ......
Written on 27/09/2008 |
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Lost N' Found Wash Cloth
One day little jimmy walks in on his mother taking a shower. His mom seeing him enter hastily tries to cover herself. Little jimmy being curious points between her legs and says " Mommy whats that...!? " His mother quickly replies " Oh thats just Mommy's wash cloth Jimmy..... now Go ......
Written on 29/09/2008 |
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Things To Make You Go Hmmmm.
These are to make you think!! Didn't know you were gonna be tested did ya?? If you have a duck in front of two ducks. A duck between two ducks and a duck behind two ducks...... How many ducks do you have?? You'd be amazed at how many people yell out ......
Written on 30/09/2008 |
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