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Jury Fixing...
Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the state. The jury was out for several days before they returned with the manslaughter verdict. When Murphy paid the corrupt ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Dead Skunk...
A husband and wife are driving back from their holiday in France. Near the border they knock over a skunk on the side of the road. Alarmed, the wife runs out the car to see if the skunk is ok. It turns out that it is fine with no cuts or ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Secrets?
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lamp one passionate night - only to find a cucumber in his hand. "Is this", she asked, pointing to the vegetable, "what you've been ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Dentist
A guy & a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Never Lie To Yuor Mum
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, ......
Written on 21/09/2008 |
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