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Bar Joke
A man walked into a bar and sat at the counter down a ways from a lady. When the bartender came over to him he said he wanted to buy that douche-bag over there a drink. The bartender said excuse me, but we treat women like ladies in here. The guy ......
Written on 24/11/2008 |
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Babies
After years of frustration, the Smiths had no children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by ......
Written on 26/11/2008 |
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Farm Girl Humour
A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbour there. Girl: "My father isn't home, but I know that you want our bull to s ervice your cow. Well, my father charges one hundred dollars for his best bull." Neighbour: "That's not I want." Girl: "Well, we have ......
Written on 28/11/2008 |
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The 'elements' Of Man And Woman
New Elements On The Periodic Table Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 more or less Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and ......
Written on 29/11/2008 |
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The Garden Of Harden
Three nuns died and obviously were transported up to heaven. St. Peter was waiting at the gate and said " you must all answer a question before you are allowed in but don't worry thequestions are very easy. "who was the first woman?" he said to the first nun, "Eve" , ......
Written on 29/11/2008 |
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