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Elevator Of Youth
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.The lad asked, "What is this, father?"The father having never seen an elevator responded, "I have no ......
Written on 12/11/2008 |
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Yes, Officer
As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove ......
Written on 14/11/2008 |
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Wife Joke
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and ......
Written on 16/11/2008 |
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Statue
A pastor walked into a neighborhood pub that was hopping with music and dancing. Every now and then the lights would go out followed by an eruption of cheer from the crowd. When somebody noticed the pastor however, the revelry stopped and the room got very quiet. Feeling awkward and out ......
Written on 17/11/2008 |
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Baby Sitter
little bobby got a new baby sitter, named kathy.one day kathy tells bobby that she is going to take a shower and for him to stay put. little bobby disagreed and tells her he wants to go with. kathy of coarse says no, so bobby tells her that he is going ......
Written on 20/11/2008 |
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