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The Black Prayer
Why Did You Make Me Black Lord ...Lord...Why'd you make me black? Why did you make someone the world would hold back? Black is the color of dirty clothes, of grimy hands and feet... Black is the color of darkness, of tired beaten streets... Why did you give me thick lips, ......
Written on 01/11/2008 |
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Travel Agent Terms Vs What They Really Mean
Old world charm means room with no TV, radio and only 1 light. Tropical means rainy. Majestic setting means a long way from town, at end of dirt road. Options galore means nothing is included in the price. Secluded hideaway means directions to locate unclear. Some budget rooms means sorry, already ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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My Mums A Paddyluvs This One.
three men went for an interview on a building site, jock, taff and paddy.the foreman a big irish fella called jock in, "listen" he said "ive three items here and i want you to tell me which one is the odd one out, now look" he said to jock "here's a ......
Written on 10/11/2008 |
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These Four Jokes Will Bring A Smile To Your Face.
These four jokes will bring a smile to your face. 1. A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, ......
Written on 11/11/2008 |
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Horse Track
A man was sitting watching TV when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him in the head with a rolled up newspaper. "Ouch what was that for" he asked "Thats for the piece of paper in your pocket with the name Mary Ann written on it. "Two weeks ago ......
Written on 11/11/2008 |
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