Here are the Geek Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Yet Another True Internet Story A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to ...... Written on 01/11/2008 |
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World's Greatest Invention Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gate, the angel tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven." So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, ...... Written on 02/11/2008 |
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Wrong Addie A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota ...... Written on 02/11/2008 |
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Software Engineer.... This is a Conversation between Husband who is proffesionally "SOFTWARE ENGINEER" and his wife.... HUSBAND - HAI DEAR, I AM LOGGED IN. WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS? HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL. WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE ...... Written on 04/11/2008 |
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Ah, Teenagers! A cop was patrolling at night in a very well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices ...... Written on 05/11/2008 |
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