Here are the Geek Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night
1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is. 2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do ......
Written on 27/10/2008 |
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Password
A woman was helping her computer illiterate husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to choose and enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured ......
Written on 28/10/2008 |
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Gotta Love Bible Quoters
Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality, who dispenses advice to people who call in to her Radio show. On her radio show recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination, according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is ......
Written on 28/10/2008 |
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Subject: One For The Road
Subject: One for the road The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone ......
Written on 29/10/2008 |
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List To Live By
The most destructive habit...Worry The greatest Joy...Giving The greatest loss...Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work...Helping others The ugliest personality trait...Selfishness The most endangered species...Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource...Our youth The greatest "shot in the arm"...Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome...Fear ......
Written on 31/10/2008 |
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