Here are the Geek Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
10. I think of you as a brother... You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance." 9. There's a slight difference in our ages... I don't want to do my dad 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way... You are the ugliest dork I've ever ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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Ten Thoughts To Ponder For 2005
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 - Give ......
Written on 09/10/2008 |
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Boss
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical birds and says: "The parrot to your left costs 500." The man asks, Why does the parrot cost so much?" The owner says, Well, it knows how to use a computer. He can ......
Written on 09/10/2008 |
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At A Recent Computer Software Engineering Course
the participants were given an awkward question to answer: "If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?" Among the ensuing forest of raised hands only one man sat motionless. When ......
Written on 11/10/2008 |
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Rejection Lines
The top 10 rejection lines given by women. 10. I think of you as a brother. You remind me of that inbred banjo playing geek in 'Deliverance' 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. I don't want to do my dad. 8. I'm not attracted ......
Written on 13/10/2008 |
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