Here are the Geek Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Lisping Farmer
---------- Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer techie into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2, 025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the techie called the farmer directly. "Is it true ......
Written on 20/09/2008 |
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P***s
A woman was helping her husband set up his new computer, and at the appropriate time in the process, told him he would now need to enter a password. Something he would use to log-on. Her husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock ......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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2006 Investments
Watch for these consolidations in 2006: 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear ......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards 1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really good lay. 2. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I had mine I got real snippy. 3. My tire was thumping... I thought it ......
Written on 01/10/2008 |
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How To Move A Computer
Sometimes it becomes necessary to move your computer to a new location for whatever reason installingadding new hardware or just decided to move it for "easier access", for instance note easier access in quotation marks. Whatever your reason is, this handy guide may help you alleviate some of the stress ......
Written on 03/10/2008 |
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