Here are the Geek Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Jesus And Satan!
---------- Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better computer programmer. This goes on for several hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge. They sat themselves before their computers and begin, They type furiously, lines of code streaming ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Life Before The Computer!
---------- Life before the computer. An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 12 inch floppy, you hoped nobody found ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Microsoft And Gm
---------- Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. "If aoutomotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades, " boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10, 000 miles ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Tazer Tale
My wife Toni is fond of saying that my last words on this earth will be something akin to, "hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" Well, I have outdone myself once again. No doubt you will see this true story chronicled in a Lifetime movie in the near future. ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Which Is The Better Ride?
The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told him, Since youve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven. The motorcycle genius thought about ......
Written on 18/09/2008 |
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