Here are the Geek Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
New Mergers For 2007 Investment tips for 2007: For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these mergers in 2007: 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. ...... Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Authur Davidson Goes To Heaven Authur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, Saint Peter told Authur, "since you have been such a good man, and your motorcycles have changed the world". "Your reward is that you can hang out with anyone want in Heaven." Authur thought about it for a minute and ...... Written on 15/09/2008 |
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The Computer Programmer A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, ...... Written on 16/09/2008 |
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A Disastrous Brake By A Hot Chat Two naughty folks are chatting, and every thing seams real hot and very naughty fore a long time, until there comes a quid long brake, of course just at the rung time, you know, when she just nearly where right on the top! Of course then she writs back to him ...... Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Why Computers Sometimes Crash! By Dr. Seuss Read like a rhyme - kids loves it You gotta read this one out loud I f a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted At a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk Abort, then ...... Written on 16/09/2008 |
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