Here are the Geek Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
A Frogs Story A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss ...... Written on 09/11/2008 |
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Great Inventions Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven." So Henry Ford thinks about it ...... Written on 09/11/2008 |
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Computers Vs Cars COMPUTERS AND CARS: For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with ...... Written on 13/11/2008 |
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George Bush Bashing my opinions in no way reflect on this article George W. Bush Quotes All quotes 100 authentic, and courtesey of George W. Bush. "I think we can agree. The past is over." "I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have made." "It was just ...... Written on 14/11/2008 |
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Password Please A woman was helping her computer illiterate husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to choose and enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured ...... Written on 15/11/2008 |
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